Sunday 17 June 2012

Geo news funny clip - Musharraf funny speech

clip for your freshness..keep smile and laugh ever...
leave your comments..
creation by rj zahid rafique..
zahid in real life..

MQM Altaf Hussain ki Himaqatain

Amazing Geo News Clip



Funny news reporter from pakistan unedited video.

A very funny vdo of pakistani indus news reporter chand nawab on ppl workin in karachi from different cities goin back to thier cities to celebrate eid wid familys ..
Hilarious bloopers.

Khabar Nak 1 June 2012



Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain - 9th June 2012



Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain - 2nd June 2012

Fresh episode of Geo TV's Hilarious political comedy show Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain



11th july babu bral Great Indian Laughter Challenge 4

11th july babu bral Great Indian Laughter Challenge 4


Mere mulk di bijli ji coke studio Load Shedding song



Wednesday 13 June 2012

Fauzia wahab new language


jahil pakistani siasatdan


Sharmila Farooqi Munkar Quran (is She?)


Live Guest fight - PPP harami


Fighting during Live transmission


media


Explosion During an Interview in Lahore in "Channel 5" Programme "Subah Saweeray"


Gulabi English Pakistani MPA


Meera's Poor English once again..Don't miss it.LOL


DRUNK hassan nisar on ARY


Real face Of Altaf Hussain


Benazir Bhutto legend: Bol Na halke halke


First Pervaiz Musharraf Now Asif Zardari


3 Idiots Press Conference :-) Bari Pashto Lag Rahi hoo Rafique Engineer to Shazia Marri


PPP Shazia Marri and Government officer enjoying dance in hotel


Sharmila Farooqi....


New Very Funny Pathan Video 2010


pathans are traveling in London Bus


pathan in air


pakistani funny anti so funny


Funny News Reporter In Pakistan


Pakistan funny Vedio


Funny Prank Call to Pakistani Police Station By History Maker


Wela Baba Extremely Funny Pakistani Punjabi Poetry Must Must See


Razia Masloon Main Phans Gai.. Pakistani Politics Funny Geo News Perody Song


Hasan Nisar Slaps To Zaid Hamid - Hamid Gul & PPL Like Them 1 of 3


Hassan Nisar Insulting & Abusing On Live Tv Show


Amazing Video of Prof Dr Abdul Samad Musafir PART 02


Sanna Bucha, GEO NEWS, MISTAKES, CASTERS, FUNNY, AMAZI127, GARHI KAPURA


Pakistani Funny News FROM ASAD NADEEM


Sili News


News Anchor Fail Compilation 2011 || YDL


funny news report


Monday 14 May 2012

Husband ^^^ Wife

Husband** Mujy ajj office main apny seeny k safeed baal Dikhany per OLD AGE Benifit milla
Wife** Zip khol daty tou mazori allowance bhi mil jata

Medam & Student

Madam<> Lecture kesa hona chahiye?
Student<> Aap ki Shirt jesa
Madam<> What?
Student<> I mean k zaruri cheezain cover ho jaen aur sub ka interest b rhy

Pathan & Sardar

Pathan> O yaar tum 1 msg 2,2 bar Q byjty ho
Sardar> kr di nah Pathan wali baat Oye 1 to tu rakh lia kr or 2sra farward kr dia kr
Pathan> tum tu pora gadhi ka bacha hy 3 bar kia kr
Sardar> wo Q?
Pathan> Dlet tumhara baap kry Ga:-

Wife n Husband

Wife: ap mujy tlaaq bhi dy deen gy tb bhi maeen gr k darwazy pe bath jaon gi mgr ap se dor kbi nhi jaongi
Husband: zanani ban zanani GILAANI na ben

Veena Malik ka khataab in medical collage

Raat ko machar or mard 2no ki soch 1 jasi hoti hy k maximum body nangi dekhne ko mily or phir apni pasand ki jaga pe waar kareen Machar khoon chosta hy or Mard mamy Machar dung marta hay or Mardlun marta hy 2no apna kaam khatm kr k jald alag hony ka sochty hain
Six ki bytaj badshah veena malik kimedical collage me dangi machar k khalif Workshop sy khatab

2 love krny waly

2 love krny walon nay khudkusi ka irada kia
40 manzla imarat say pahaly lakrka jump lagay
larki naen apni ankheen band kr leen
OR
ye kehty huye wapis janay lagi
k,
love andha hota hay
larky ny hawa main ye sun kr apna prashoot khol diya
or
kaha kameeni pyar kabhi marta nahi:-

Wednesday 9 May 2012

DILCHASP O AJEEB

JANABY ZARDARI SAB AGR 1st Nov 2012 ko inteqal farma jain to pakistani qom 12 din sog mana sakti hy
2 Nov sardar inteqal
3 Nov tadfen
4 Nov soyam
5 Nov satarday
6 Nov sunday
7 Nov hajj
8 Nov eid day one
9 Nov eid 2nd day
10 Nov eid 3ld day
11 Nov Iqbal day
12 Nov satarday
13 Nov Sunday
                 

    2 Nov to 13 Nov holidays Plz is apeal ko age zror forwrd kren sab mil K BOLO      
AMEEEEEEEN YA ALLAH YEH TO HAMARI SUN LAY

Zardari sadqa

pathan ne 15 rupy liye BV ka sadqa utara or us mei 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia
BV yeh kya kia
Pathan:balance mere pass a gaya or sadqa zardari ko chala gya.
kon kehta he pathan bewaquf hoty hen?

Sunahri bateen

kisi ky gr jany say pahaly light ki timing puch lowaqat ki pabandi wapda walon se sekho acha mehman wo hy jo apna hath wala pankha sath laey agr kisi sy dosti kro to daikh lo un ky pass gernator ya UPS hy azee hy woh dost jo apko emergency light gift kry

Saturday 14 April 2012

sms all kinds


Sardar & Examiner

In a bio practical exam examinr showed legs of bird n said: Tell the bird’s name

Sardar : Idon’t know

Examiner: u r fail

Wats ur name?

Sardar: meri lattan wekh kay das.

Wednesday 7 March 2012

Girl Friend

Meri girl friend nay mujy call ki our mery bahi fone utha ker charge per laga diaa



bhi nain aisa q kia
QK
main nay apni girl friend ka naam battry low likha hay

Pathan our Panjabi

Pathan to Punjabi
mujy pata chala hay kh tum baat baat per gali daty hoo.
Punjabi.
Lora Mera .................
Awain kisy nain peen yohai hay

Police & 2 larky

police nay 2 larky our aik layki ko pakra
Police to 1st boy.tum kia ker rahy thay
Boy.sir main bansuri baja raha tha
Police.jayo tum bagh jayo
Police to 2nd boy. tum kia ker rahy thy
Boy.sir main bhi bansuri baja raha tha.
Police jayo tum bhi bagh jayo
Police ti larki Tumhara kia naam hay our tum kia ker rahy thi
Larki.Sir mera naam bansuri hay our vo dono mujy hi baja raha thy

Saturday 25 February 2012

Jis din aap hameen bhool jayn gay

Jis din aap hameen bhool jayn gay
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gino mat sary dant toor dayn gyin

Pathan nay doctor maar diya

Police.khan tum nay doctor ko kun qatal kia.
Pathan;Wo doctor khabees ka bacha khta hay tumhari bivi ka BP dakh ker dwai doon ga

Wo muhabat bhi tari thi

Wo muhabat bhi tari thi
wo sherarrat bhi tari thi
agar kuch bawafai thi
to wo bhi tumhari thi
hum chor gay tara saher
to wo hadait bhi tari thi
akhair kerty to kis say ker tari sakaiat
wo saher bhi tara our wo adalat bhi tari thi

Sunday 19 February 2012

Aik sheikh tandoor

Aik sheikh tandoor say roti lay ker aa ker aa raha tha kh rasty main aik kuty nay roti sheen ker bage gya sheikh sab bhi kuty kay pachay bohat baga pr na pakar saka tak ker rok gia aor bola
YA ALLAH IS ROTI KA SWAB ABA MERHOOM KO DYNA

Saturday 18 February 2012

بھیک تقاضہ کرنے اونچائی!

بھیک تقاضہ کرنے اونچائی!

ایک نیند کی بکھاری نے رکھتا ہے
اس کے سامنے میں ایک نوٹس بورڈ:

"براہ مہربانی شور مچانا نہیں
سککوں گر
پیشکش نوٹ D "=
..

OSAMA: I am not dead

OSAMA: I am not dead
OBAMA: one would believe it
OSAMA: I am sending another VDO
OBAMA: go ahead ppl will think its old
OSAMA: no this time i m sending HD VDO with 3D technology.

why doesnt it rain on you

بارش ہر چیز خوبصورت بناتا ہے.
گھاس کے پھول 2.
اگر بارش ہر چیز خوبصورت بنا دیتا ہے
یہ تم پر بارش کیوں نہیں کرتا؟

3 kamchor

3 kamchor khana khany bathy our khany main namk kum tha our namk lany koi na gya
1 kamchor bola hum main say jo pahly bola wo namk laie ga
3 don tak un main say koi na bola tino bayhoosh ho gaey loogoon nay morda samj ker jnaza kra dia jub un main say 1 ko kaber main utarny lagy to bola hello bhi main zinda hoon
dosry dono uthy our boly ja phir namk lay aa.

Tuesday 14 February 2012

LOVE

Itni door hain hum tum say
phir bhi lagta hay tary pass hain
bus aik aniet itni ker dil say na bolana
hum isi asry main gee lain gay

Happy Birth day

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**(-Come on that is your day*****
**(Happy)***
***(Birth-day)***

Sunday 12 February 2012

Read More

Read More

1 molvi aik dawt

1 molvi aik dawt main anp sathi kay sath gya kunkh molvi nabina tha
molvi apny dost say khny laga agr loog fast kha rahy hoon to tum mujy hat say halana agr wo our fast kha rahay hoon to zorr say halana
molvi sab shoro say hi bohat teez thy dost nay hat mara wo our teez ho gya dost nay phir zoor say hlaya molvi our teez ho gya molvi ko is trh dekh ker sub sathi khany say uth gya
molvi kia khana khtum ho gia

Saturday 11 February 2012

Zordari sab ka jalsa

Zordari sab ka jalsa

zordari sab nay ratodairo main jalsa kia jalsy ko dakhany kay liy aik panjabi baba bhi gia
zordari sab nay jalsy say pahly kha pakistan khapy pakistan khapy
panjabi admi ko samj aai kh ye galli day raha hay
baba gee bhi galiaan dyna shoro ho gay
zordar khapy
zordari ki maan khapy
zordari ka baap khapy
baba jalsy ka hero ho gia phir baby nay panjaabi gali dhe zordari dhe bhan noon lan

sab loogoon nain baby ko bohat mara
baby ko baeed main pata chala kh pakistan khapy ka matlab hay pakistan zindaabad

Friday 10 February 2012

Bhand our us ka byta

Bhand our us ka byta
 bhand kay baty nay B.A ker lya dosra bhand bola yar is say kia kerwoo gy

Bhand yaar ye myra gadhinaseen hay main nain is say B.A is liay krwoa hay takh kabhi hum bhi election lardin to hamary paas bhi B.A ki dagri ho werna adalat hameen NAAHAL NA kerrar dhy dy hamari bhi to koi izat hay

1 kumar our us ka khota

1 kumaar ka khoota gum ho gya us nain usy bohat donda magar na mila
wo aik pody per chard gia
 aik preemi jorda  aa ker pady kay nachy bait gia
preemi larki say bola mujy tumhari ankoon main sari dunya dikhai dati hay

Kumar jaldi say utra our bola bhi dakhna khain mara khoota nazar aa raha hay

sheikh our us ka byta

sheikh our us ka byta

sheikh sab kay baty ki nazar kamzoor ho gai wo usy lay ker doctor kay paas gya

Doctor sheikh sab say sir is ka oppression ho ga app conter per 5000 rupy day deen hum oppression kerty hain

Sheikh sab baty ko bahar lay gya our bola byta dakh ker bato samny kia hay

Byta abu suraj

Is say zaida door our kia dakhna hay

chaloo byta ghar

Aik classic mosikar

Aik classic mosikar kay paas mosiki sikhny kay liay aik larki aai

Guro,
byta chalo gaoo sary    gama maa

Sagerd,
sary  gama maan

sagerd kai baar isa hi kerta raha

guro chordo byta jaoo wilan lay aaoo

sagerd wilan lay aya our bajana shoro ker dia

mohalla waly guro ky pass bhaag ker our boly kia bakra halaal kia atni itni

Monday 6 February 2012

Ch Sujaat ka jalsaa

Aik dafa main gujraat apny dost say milny  gia wahaan per Ch Sujaat ka jalsaa tha wo mujy jalsy main lay gia

jalsaa shoro ho gia Ch sab khttaab ky liy uthay our khoob barkila khttab soro ker dia

loog tali per tali baja rahy thy pr mujy kuch samaj nahin aa raha tha loog taliaan bjaty rhy  main nay sath

bathay admi say poocha yar ye  kia bola wo kahny laga yar samj nahin aai pr wo taliaan bohaat bja raha tha mian nay

Love

Some Love One Some Love Two

I Love One That Are You

Lovly Dua

Her dum kroon yaad tujay dowaoon main

To sada khush rakhay muhabat ki chaoon main

izat ho tari sub ki nigahoon main

koi gum namaly tujko zindgi ki rahoon main

Pathan & Pressure Cooker

Aik pathaan shop say aik pressure cooker khareedta hay

lykun wo dosry din wapis kerny chala gia

dokaan dar bolla khan sab kul ap lay ker gay thy our aaj wapis kerny aa gay ho

pathaan bola yar ger main jwan bachiaan hain our ye sitiaan marny say baaz nahin ata

LOVE MEENING

muhabat aik aisa lafaz jo char alfaz say mill ker banta hay

meem,hay,bay,tay,

agar kamyaab ho jay to ye
meem for milan
hay for hakumat
bay for badshahi
tay for takhat
hota hay,
our agar nakam ho jay to ye

meem for mowt
hay for halak
bay for berbadi
tay for tabahi hota hay

Aslam-o-Alikum

Aslam-o-Alikum
ye hadees sahi hay majam kber tibrani  knzualummalumjma me nhi hay
kh kia app janty hain GOOD MORNING kya hy

Ye zamany jhliat ka slam hay

Namaz jga bdl bdl

Namaz jga bdl bdl ker pharni chahiy kun kh wo jga hami gwa ho jati hay our roozi hasar main wo hamai gwa ho gi

khuch dost aik hotel per jaty


Wel Don On Police Work

aik admai kisi Tv show say Rs 50000 jeet ker aaya wo abhi show say baher hie nikla tha kh choroon nay wo 50000 ka chaque cheen lia wo lutnay kay baed Thanay ki taraf baga our report lakhani shoro ker di thany daar nay report likh ly our incpector ko bola pakard lo isy  unhoon nay usy pakard ker khoob petai ki patai kay baed admi bola bhi mari pitai kun k.i

Thany Dar bola

Wednesday 1 February 2012

Advice

don,t tell a lie.

Nashai Car Driver

aik car driver nashy ki halat main car 200km/h ki speed say drive kar raha tha dosri taraf say any wali car takra gia.............


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bus yar wo mar gia

Monday 30 January 2012

Sohar & Bivi

1 sohar apni porosan ko lay kar film dakh aye wapas aa kar bagam nay bat laga dhe

khub pati shitai honay kay baed -----------------

Sohar:bagam naraz kiun hoti ho ye film bivi bachoon kay sath banda nahain dakh sakty.

Happy New Year

sory yar pahaly mujy yaad nahain tha kh nia saal aa gya hay .



mary tarf say aap sub ko ------------

Happy New Year




















A OLD WOMAN

aik khub sorat orat jis ki umar 90 saal thi








Madany Jang

jang jo midany jang main lard rahay thy.


un main do nashai thy

phir acanank firing hany lag gie andadhond firing.


dono boly bewkuf khany nah hoon to banda dakh kar to firing kary samny koi banda bhi khara ho sakta hay

Gril In Class Room

aik student class main bath kar cupa ker biscut kha rahi thi woh biscut apny bra say nakal ker kha rahi thi

kh techar ki nazar par gai boli larki kia ker rahi ho

larki boli miss biscut kha rhi hoon.

Miss: lakin ye khan say nakal ker kha rahi ho


Sath batha lakra bola.

Miss ye biscut dood main bego ker kha rahi hay.


Sunday 29 January 2012

ISLAMI SMS

Shatan mardood say pnah kay ley 30 baar ye phard lain.


Aaoozbillah emnasietoan -n-rahjeem. 

MUSHRAF SAB

WO JO PAKISTAN MAIN AIK FUJI BEGAERAT AS A SADER BUN KER BATHA RAHA

OOR AB LADON MAIN UN KAY PAAS  MACHAR MARNY KA THAKA HAY.

PPP New Sloge

pakistan P PATI  New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na



Makaan
Mang
Raha
Hai
Lite Insan . . . ;->

ZARDARI SAB AGENDA

M.Asif Ali Zordari Next Election Agenda:
1.Ban On zardari Jokes.
2.Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3.11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega

ZARORI KHABER

AAJ 2/2/2012 HAY







OOR THURSDAY HAY


TOMORROW IS FRIDAY OOR DATE AAP BATO

JIN

BABAR AWAN KAY JIN NAY PAKISTAN MAIN MAHNGAI FAST KERNAY KA ALAMIA JARI KER DIA HAY.
JIS  MIAN LIKHA THA.

PETROOL KI PRICE FORAN ZAIDA KER DO KUIN KH AWAM PETROL KI BOKHI HO GAI HAY.












BAQI YAAR GEO NEWS,DUNYA NEWS,PTV NEWS,DIN NEWS,NW NEWS,

YA JO KOI CHANAL AAP PASAND KERTY HAIN WO DAKH LAYN

VOTE

PAKISTAN KAY NEXT ELECTION MAIN KISI KO BHI VOTE NAH DAHEN

Dard-E-Bhoto

Bhoto Grup khatm ho gia hay



lahaza Bhoto Sab ka naam mat badnam karen

Thanks,
mahkma wazarty zardari

Zinda Baad

Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad

Aik Baar nahin 1000000000000000000000 bar khun ga


Pakistan Zindaabad

3 DRIKING MAN

3 nashai

baqi baad main chak ker lain


Police Station

Police Station, Rate List

F I R Copy  Rs.300
Mesal Coppy Rs 500
Macalka Copy Rs 1000
Parcha Rs 1500 to 10000

Thanks,

Aftar New Year Rate



Saturday 28 January 2012

Good Morning SMS


jub banda  so ker uthay to usy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good Morning Kahty Hain

Good Night SMS

jub banda sone jay to usy






Good Night Kahty hain

Double Meaning SMS

dyna tumhra farz 
lina un ka farz hay
dalo tum usy zaror 
















Yarr VOTE

Sheikh SMS

Sheikh  Akram
Sheikh Imran
Sheikh Naeem
Sheikh Nadeem
Sheikh Abid
Sheikh Zabbir
Sheikh Umar
Sheikh AD
Sheikh Feriaad
Sheikh Yaseen Tahreek Insaf Waly



Dosto in sab say bahioo phar na khna hamay btaa naihn           

Police SMS

jhan bhi trafaiq police waly ko dakho  to daro nahin 








sirf ye kh liana 


al to bal to 
aie bla ko taal to
tumhain chord ker phir pakar lain gay

Rainy day SMS


jub tum yaad aty ho akhain beeg jati hain
jub koi piar karta to akhain beeg jati hain

Kiss SMS

kiss dakh ker kro 






























khain kiss kasy bado ko to nahin ker rahay
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