Monday 30 January 2012

Sohar & Bivi

1 sohar apni porosan ko lay kar film dakh aye wapas aa kar bagam nay bat laga dhe

khub pati shitai honay kay baed -----------------

Sohar:bagam naraz kiun hoti ho ye film bivi bachoon kay sath banda nahain dakh sakty.
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Happy New Year

sory yar pahaly mujy yaad nahain tha kh nia saal aa gya hay .



mary tarf say aap sub ko ------------

Happy New Year




















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A OLD WOMAN

aik khub sorat orat jis ki umar 90 saal thi








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Madany Jang

jang jo midany jang main lard rahay thy.


un main do nashai thy

phir acanank firing hany lag gie andadhond firing.


dono boly bewkuf khany nah hoon to banda dakh kar to firing kary samny koi banda bhi khara ho sakta hay
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Gril In Class Room

aik student class main bath kar cupa ker biscut kha rahi thi woh biscut apny bra say nakal ker kha rahi thi

kh techar ki nazar par gai boli larki kia ker rahi ho

larki boli miss biscut kha rhi hoon.

Miss: lakin ye khan say nakal ker kha rahi ho


Sath batha lakra bola.

Miss ye biscut dood main bego ker kha rahi hay.


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Sunday 29 January 2012

ISLAMI SMS

Shatan mardood say pnah kay ley 30 baar ye phard lain.


Aaoozbillah emnasietoan -n-rahjeem. 
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MUSHRAF SAB

WO JO PAKISTAN MAIN AIK FUJI BEGAERAT AS A SADER BUN KER BATHA RAHA

OOR AB LADON MAIN UN KAY PAAS  MACHAR MARNY KA THAKA HAY.
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PPP New Sloge

pakistan P PATI  New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na



Makaan
Mang
Raha
Hai
Lite Insan . . . ;->
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ZARDARI SAB AGENDA

M.Asif Ali Zordari Next Election Agenda:
1.Ban On zardari Jokes.
2.Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3.11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega
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ZARORI KHABER

AAJ 2/2/2012 HAY







OOR THURSDAY HAY


TOMORROW IS FRIDAY OOR DATE AAP BATO
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JIN

BABAR AWAN KAY JIN NAY PAKISTAN MAIN MAHNGAI FAST KERNAY KA ALAMIA JARI KER DIA HAY.
JIS  MIAN LIKHA THA.

PETROOL KI PRICE FORAN ZAIDA KER DO KUIN KH AWAM PETROL KI BOKHI HO GAI HAY.












BAQI YAAR GEO NEWS,DUNYA NEWS,PTV NEWS,DIN NEWS,NW NEWS,

YA JO KOI CHANAL AAP PASAND KERTY HAIN WO DAKH LAYN
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VOTE

PAKISTAN KAY NEXT ELECTION MAIN KISI KO BHI VOTE NAH DAHEN
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Dard-E-Bhoto

Bhoto Grup khatm ho gia hay



lahaza Bhoto Sab ka naam mat badnam karen

Thanks,
mahkma wazarty zardari
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Zinda Baad

Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan Zindaabad

Aik Baar nahin 1000000000000000000000 bar khun ga


Pakistan Zindaabad
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3 DRIKING MAN

3 nashai

baqi baad main chak ker lain


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Police Station

Police Station, Rate List

F I R Copy  Rs.300
Mesal Coppy Rs 500
Macalka Copy Rs 1000
Parcha Rs 1500 to 10000

Thanks,

Aftar New Year Rate



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Saturday 28 January 2012

Good Morning SMS


jub banda  so ker uthay to usy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good Morning Kahty Hain

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Good Night SMS

jub banda sone jay to usy






Good Night Kahty hain
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Double Meaning SMS

dyna tumhra farz 
lina un ka farz hay
dalo tum usy zaror 
















Yarr VOTE
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Sheikh SMS

Sheikh  Akram
Sheikh Imran
Sheikh Naeem
Sheikh Nadeem
Sheikh Abid
Sheikh Zabbir
Sheikh Umar
Sheikh AD
Sheikh Feriaad
Sheikh Yaseen Tahreek Insaf Waly



Dosto in sab say bahioo phar na khna hamay btaa naihn           
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Police SMS

jhan bhi trafaiq police waly ko dakho  to daro nahin 








sirf ye kh liana 


al to bal to 
aie bla ko taal to
tumhain chord ker phir pakar lain gay
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Rainy day SMS


jub tum yaad aty ho akhain beeg jati hain
jub koi piar karta to akhain beeg jati hain

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Kiss SMS

kiss dakh ker kro 






























khain kiss kasy bado ko to nahin ker rahay
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Thank You SMS


You r not only my teacher. Rather, u r my friend, philosopher & trainer,
all molded into 1 person. I will always b thankful 2 u 4 yr support

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Wife & Husband SMS

Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha,
Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia,
His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay,
Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro.
Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON.
Wife:NAHI, , ,!
Nahi, , ,!!!
Tum Aj Mar Kr Mujhay Zaleel Nahi Kr Saktay,
Mainay Tumharay Sog Me Pehnnay Wala Kala Suit Darzi Ko Silnay Dia Hai,JO Mujhay Kal Milay Ga ?
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Ghazal SMS

Suna Tha Hum Ne Logon Se
Mohabbat Cheez Aisi Hai
Chupaey Chup Nahi Sakti
Yeh Aankhon Mein Chamakti Hai
Yeh Chehron Pe Damakti Hai
Yeh Lehjon Mein Jhalakti Hai
Dilon Tak Ko Rulati Hai

        Magar
Agar Yeh Sub Such Hai
To Phir Hamain Apne Rab Se
Bhala Kaisi Mohabbat Hai
Na Aankhon Se Jhalakti Hai
Na Chehron Pe Damakti Hai
Na Lehjon Mein Sulagti Hai
Na Raton Ko Rulati Hai
Yeh Kaisi Mohabbat Hai
Bhala Kaisi Mohabbat Hai
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Sardar SMS

Pathan Or sardar
sardar on ph: Hello (221714)
pathan, Kia???
urdu mai bolo yara.
sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda
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Eid Mubarak SMS

\\ ___ //\\//\\// ishing ''''' '''''
\\////ou''' //___//
//'"""//appy
//___//
//"""//appy
/''\
/''"""\advance
''EID MUBARAK/
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Pathan SMS

aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha kai
meri behan kai 3 bhai hain lakin meray 2
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Celebrities SMS

Himesh Reshammiya
The Judge Of
Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009
Ask a challenger after his worst performance
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Mujhay Teri Ghar Say Roti Chahyeah
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Inncoent Sardar Je Replied
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Sir main TU khud Parosion Say Maang Kar Khata Hoon

Geo

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009

Aur Tumharay Candidates
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New Year SMS


I
m
cming
2
ur
house
2
gve
u
al
types
of
hapiness
nd
joy
plz
wellcome
me
after 26
days
u
know
I
m
ur's.. ¤*2009*¤
so,
HAPPY NEW YEAR advance.

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Bewafa SM



Doba aa ker lakhoon ga
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Inspirational SMS

Bible iz perfect example ov a storey that has been communicated over generations. Sum ov these stories have been passed down, while other messssages r new in town.
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Advice SMS


AEY INSAAN
Tu sumajhta hay k tu humisha zinda rahey ga?
nahi bulkay duniya jald he tumhara naam zindon may sey nikaalkar murdon ki fehrist may shaamil kardegi
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Animal SMS


Insaan Kee Zahniat B Samjh Sey Bahir Hai,

Bimari K Khauf Sey Khana To Chord Sakta Hai

Laikin Dozakh K Khauf Sey Ghunah Nahee.
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Islami SMS


{HADEES}
"Jab tum kisi mareez ki ayadut ko jao to us se apne lye dua ki darkhawast karo, mareez ki dua aisy hay jaisy frishton ki dua"
(IBNE MAJA. Page: 105)

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Indian Women SMS

Thought ov Da day: A succcesss ful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend and succcesss ful women iz 1 who can find such a man...
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Word Play SMS


 
1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.'Mobile mai SIM CARD'
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Break Up SMS


 Bicherte wqt us ne kha tha,

Na sawal krna na jawab mile ga,
Muje bhol jana qrar mily ga.
Hm us muqam pr thy Imdad,
Na swal kia na jwab mila,
Na bhol sky na qrar mila
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Birthday SMS

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last
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Politics SMS


Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko

us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.

jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.

Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari....

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Pray / Dua SMS


YA RAB Tujhay "NABI" ki Nubouwat ka waasta,

YA RAB Tujhay "ALI" ki Vilayat ka waasta,

YA RAB Tujhay "BATOOL" ki Azmat ka waasta,

YA RAB Tujhay "HASSAN" ki Imamat ka waasta,

"MAZLOOM-E-KARBALA" ki Shahadat ka waasta,

Ye message parhney walay or bhejnay waly ki tamam pershaniyan door kar dy or un kay ghar ki hifazat farma.

'AAMEEN'

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Dr & Girl

Doctor: Cute Girl Se:

Aap Bilkul Meri Teesri Biwi ki Tarhan Lag Rahi Hain..!!


Larki: Oh Really...!

Aap ki Kitni Beewian Hain_?
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Doctor: 2,,?
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Macher & Admi

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Admi: Tum to raat me kaat'te thay?

Macher bola:Zardari ka daur hai,

Ghar k Halaat kharab hain,

overtime laga raha hoon......
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Thursday 26 January 2012

Boy 2 Girl

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen.
Girl (Muskuraty huway)
Kahan pay?
Boy:
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