Jis din aap hameen bhool jayn gay

Jis din aap hameen bhool jayn gay
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gino mat sary dant toor dayn gyin

Pathan nay doctor maar diya

Police.khan tum nay doctor ko kun qatal kia.
Pathan;Wo doctor khabees ka bacha khta hay tumhari bivi ka BP dakh ker dwai doon ga

Wo muhabat bhi tari thi

Wo muhabat bhi tari thi
wo sherarrat bhi tari thi
agar kuch bawafai thi
to wo bhi tumhari thi
hum chor gay tara saher
to wo hadait bhi tari thi
akhair kerty to kis say ker tari sakaiat
wo saher bhi tara our wo adalat bhi tari thi

kia tumhain pata

kia tumhain pata hay kh

Aik sheikh tandoor

Aik sheikh tandoor say roti lay ker aa ker aa raha tha kh rasty main aik kuty nay roti sheen ker bage gya sheikh sab bhi kuty kay pachay bohat baga pr na pakar saka tak ker rok gia aor bola
YA ALLAH IS ROTI KA SWAB ABA MERHOOM KO DYNA

بھیک تقاضہ کرنے اونچائی!

بھیک تقاضہ کرنے اونچائی!

ایک نیند کی بکھاری نے رکھتا ہے
اس کے سامنے میں ایک نوٹس بورڈ:

"براہ مہربانی شور مچانا نہیں
سککوں گر
پیشکش نوٹ D "=..

OSAMA: I am not dead

OSAMA: I am not dead
OBAMA: one would believe it
OSAMA: I am sending another VDO
OBAMA: go ahead ppl will think its old
OSAMA: no this time i m sending HD VDO with 3D technology.

why doesnt it rain on you

بارش ہر چیز خوبصورت بناتا ہے.
گھاس کے پھول 2.
اگر بارش ہر چیز خوبصورت بنا دیتا ہے
یہ تم پر بارش کیوں نہیں کرتا؟

3 kamchor

3 kamchor khana khany bathy our khany main namk kum tha our namk lany koi na gya
1 kamchor bola hum main say jo pahly bola wo namk laie ga
3 don tak un main say koi na bola tino bayhoosh ho gaey loogoon nay morda samj ker jnaza kra dia jub un main say 1 ko kaber main utarny lagy to bola hello bhi main zinda hoon
dosry dono uthy our boly ja phir namk lay aa.

LOVE

Itni door hain hum tum say
phir bhi lagta hay tary pass hain
bus aik aniet itni ker dil say na bolana
hum isi asry main gee lain gay

Happy Birth day

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**(-Come on that is your day*****
**(Happy)***
***(Birth-day)***

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1 molvi aik dawt

1 molvi aik dawt main anp sathi kay sath gya kunkh molvi nabina tha
molvi apny dost say khny laga agr loog fast kha rahy hoon to tum mujy hat say halana agr wo our fast kha rahay hoon to zorr say halana
molvi sab shoro say hi bohat teez thy dost nay hat mara wo our teez ho gya dost nay phir zoor say hlaya molvi our teez ho gya molvi ko is trh dekh ker sub sathi khany say uth gya
molvi kia khana khtum ho gia

Zordari sab ka jalsa

Zordari sab ka jalsa

zordari sab nay ratodairo main jalsa kia jalsy ko dakhany kay liy aik panjabi baba bhi gia
zordari sab nay jalsy say pahly kha pakistan khapy pakistan khapy
panjabi admi ko samj aai kh ye galli day raha hay
baba gee bhi galiaan dyna shoro ho gay
zordar khapy
zordari ki maan khapy
zordari ka baap khapy
baba jalsy ka hero ho gia phir baby nay panjaabi gali dhe zordari dhe bhan noon lan

sab loogoon nain baby ko bohat mara
baby ko baeed main pata chala kh pakistan khapy ka matlab hay pakistan zindaabad

Bhand our us ka byta

Bhand our us ka byta
 bhand kay baty nay B.A ker lya dosra bhand bola yar is say kia kerwoo gy

Bhand yaar ye myra gadhinaseen hay main nain is say B.A is liay krwoa hay takh kabhi hum bhi election lardin to hamary paas bhi B.A ki dagri ho werna adalat hameen NAAHAL NA kerrar dhy dy hamari bhi to koi izat hay

1 kumar our us ka khota

1 kumaar ka khoota gum ho gya us nain usy bohat donda magar na mila
wo aik pody per chard gia
 aik preemi jorda  aa ker pady kay nachy bait gia
preemi larki say bola mujy tumhari ankoon main sari dunya dikhai dati hay

Kumar jaldi say utra our bola bhi dakhna khain mara khoota nazar aa raha hay

sheikh our us ka byta

sheikh our us ka byta

sheikh sab kay baty ki nazar kamzoor ho gai wo usy lay ker doctor kay paas gya

Doctor sheikh sab say sir is ka oppression ho ga app conter per 5000 rupy day deen hum oppression kerty hain

Sheikh sab baty ko bahar lay gya our bola byta dakh ker bato samny kia hay

Byta abu suraj

Is say zaida door our kia dakhna hay

chaloo byta ghar

Aik classic mosikar

Aik classic mosikar kay paas mosiki sikhny kay liay aik larki aai

Guro,
byta chalo gaoo sary    gama maa

Sagerd,
sary  gama maan

sagerd kai baar isa hi kerta raha

guro chordo byta jaoo wilan lay aaoo

sagerd wilan lay aya our bajana shoro ker dia

mohalla waly guro ky pass bhaag ker our boly kia bakra halaal kia atni itni

Ch Sujaat ka jalsaa

Aik dafa main gujraat apny dost say milny  gia wahaan per Ch Sujaat ka jalsaa tha wo mujy jalsy main lay gia

jalsaa shoro ho gia Ch sab khttaab ky liy uthay our khoob barkila khttab soro ker dia

loog tali per tali baja rahy thy pr mujy kuch samaj nahin aa raha tha loog taliaan bjaty rhy  main nay sath

bathay admi say poocha yar ye  kia bola wo kahny laga yar samj nahin aai pr wo taliaan bohaat bja raha tha mian nay

Love

Some Love One Some Love Two

I Love One That Are You

Lovly Dua

Her dum kroon yaad tujay dowaoon main

To sada khush rakhay muhabat ki chaoon main

izat ho tari sub ki nigahoon main

koi gum namaly tujko zindgi ki rahoon main

Pathan & Pressure Cooker

Aik pathaan shop say aik pressure cooker khareedta hay

lykun wo dosry din wapis kerny chala gia

dokaan dar bolla khan sab kul ap lay ker gay thy our aaj wapis kerny aa gay ho

pathaan bola yar ger main jwan bachiaan hain our ye sitiaan marny say baaz nahin ata

LOVE MEENING

muhabat aik aisa lafaz jo char alfaz say mill ker banta hay

meem,hay,bay,tay,

agar kamyaab ho jay to ye
meem for milan
hay for hakumat
bay for badshahi
tay for takhat
hota hay,
our agar nakam ho jay to ye

meem for mowt
hay for halak
bay for berbadi
tay for tabahi hota hay

Aslam-o-Alikum

Aslam-o-Alikum
ye hadees sahi hay majam kber tibrani  knzualummalumjma me nhi hay
kh kia app janty hain GOOD MORNING kya hy

Ye zamany jhliat ka slam hay

Namaz jga bdl bdl

Namaz jga bdl bdl ker pharni chahiy kun kh wo jga hami gwa ho jati hay our roozi hasar main wo hamai gwa ho gi

khuch dost aik hotel per jaty

Wel Don On Police Work

aik admai kisi Tv show say Rs 50000 jeet ker aaya wo abhi show say baher hie nikla tha kh choroon nay wo 50000 ka chaque cheen lia wo lutnay kay baed Thanay ki taraf baga our report lakhani shoro ker di thany daar nay report likh ly our incpector ko bola pakard lo isy  unhoon nay usy pakard ker khoob petai ki patai kay baed admi bola bhi mari pitai kun k.i

Thany Dar bola

Advice

don,t tell a lie.

Nashai Car Driver

aik car driver nashy ki halat main car 200km/h ki speed say drive kar raha tha dosri taraf say any wali car takra gia.............


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