Husband ^^^ Wife

Husband** Mujy ajj office main apny seeny k safeed baal Dikhany per OLD AGE Benifit milla
Wife** Zip khol daty tou mazori allowance bhi mil jata

Medam & Student

Madam<> Lecture kesa hona chahiye?
Student<> Aap ki Shirt jesa
Madam<> What?
Student<> I mean k zaruri cheezain cover ho jaen aur sub ka interest b rhy

Pathan & Sardar

Pathan> O yaar tum 1 msg 2,2 bar Q byjty ho
Sardar> kr di nah Pathan wali baat Oye 1 to tu rakh lia kr or 2sra farward kr dia kr
Pathan> tum tu pora gadhi ka bacha hy 3 bar kia kr
Sardar> wo Q?
Pathan> Dlet tumhara baap kry Ga:-

Wife n Husband

Wife: ap mujy tlaaq bhi dy deen gy tb bhi maeen gr k darwazy pe bath jaon gi mgr ap se dor kbi nhi jaongi
Husband: zanani ban zanani GILAANI na ben

Veena Malik ka khataab in medical collage

Raat ko machar or mard 2no ki soch 1 jasi hoti hy k maximum body nangi dekhne ko mily or phir apni pasand ki jaga pe waar kareen Machar khoon chosta hy or Mard mamy Machar dung marta hay or Mardlun marta hy 2no apna kaam khatm kr k jald alag hony ka sochty hain
Six ki bytaj badshah veena malik kimedical collage me dangi machar k khalif Workshop sy khatab

2 love krny waly

2 love krny walon nay khudkusi ka irada kia
40 manzla imarat say pahaly lakrka jump lagay
larki naen apni ankheen band kr leen
OR
ye kehty huye wapis janay lagi
k,
love andha hota hay
larky ny hawa main ye sun kr apna prashoot khol diya
or
kaha kameeni pyar kabhi marta nahi:-

DILCHASP O AJEEB

JANABY ZARDARI SAB AGR 1st Nov 2012 ko inteqal farma jain to pakistani qom 12 din sog mana sakti hy

2 Nov sardar inteqal

3 Nov tadfen

4 Nov soyam

5 Nov satarday

6 Nov sunday

7 Nov hajj

8 Nov eid day one

9 Nov eid 2nd day

10 Nov eid 3ld day

11 Nov Iqbal day

12 Nov satarday

13 Nov Sunday

                 

    2 Nov to 13 Nov holidays Plz is apeal ko age zror forwrd kren sab mil K BOLO      
AMEEEEEEEN YA ALLAH YEH TO HAMARI SUN LAY

Zardari sadqa

pathan ne 15 rupy liye BV ka sadqa utara or us mei 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load krwa lia
BV yeh kya kia
Pathan:balance mere pass a gaya or sadqa zardari ko chala gya.
kon kehta he pathan bewaquf hoty hen?

Sunahri bateen

kisi ky gr jany say pahaly light ki timing puch lowaqat ki pabandi wapda walon se sekho acha mehman wo hy jo apna hath wala pankha sath laey agr kisi sy dosti kro to daikh lo un ky pass gernator ya UPS hy azee hy woh dost jo apko emergency light gift kry