sms all kinds

Sardar & Examiner

In a bio practical exam examinr showed legs of bird n said: Tell the bird’s name

Sardar : Idon’t know

Examiner: u r fail

Wats ur name?

Sardar: meri lattan wekh kay das.

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Sad story

1 larka raat k 3 bajy sarak se guzar raha tha k us se ik aurat nay lift mangi usne usy botha liya,wo bike chalane laga usne tora aggy ja ker DAKHA to wo aurat chueail thi larky nay foran kapry utar diye.

Phir…………………….

Phir kiya churail ne hans kr apne mou se mask utara to

Wo PATHAN nikla bsphir to daga roda pista dama kher laka poi poi ……………

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Pathan aitwar bazzar mein

Aitwar bazaar mein pathan awaz lagaty howy

Sher ka pinjara

20 rupy mein

20 rupy mein

ik aurat ne pass ja kr dekha’

phir wapis Aa gai

Dosri aurat ne pocha kya howa?

Pehli wali kehne lagi

Kameena ,

Kuta,

Dala,

Baygharat,

Mardana under weer bech raha hai.

Aurat & Doctor

Aurat Doctor se mujhe chabi wala teeka laga den

= = = = = = x = = = = = =

Doctor

Aap ke kitny bache hain?

Aurat

17 bache hain

= = = = = = x = = = = =

Doctor

Apko chabi ki nahie taly ki zrurat hai:-

Jawan larki

Jawan larki sheeshy kay samny kapry utar ke khari apny aap sy keh rahi thi

UFF mera jism kitna sexy hai jany kon khush naseeb is ko dakhy ga

Pachy tv say awaz i

Koi dakaky ya na dakhy shabbir to dakhy ga

Hot girl

Hot gril in sexy voice,

Batoo mery underwear mein kia hay,

Pathan bary confidence sy

Lastic hi hoga mera mehn,

Neelay wala underwear kon pehnta hy:-

Bhikari Or Lottery

1 bhikari ki lottery lagi to us ne masjid banwai

2^nd bhikari

tune masjid Q banwai

1^st bhikari

is ke samne ab mein akela bheek mango ga (business mind)

Miraasi ka bacha

Miraasi ka bacha school daakil ho gaya,

Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahara sunao,

Wo sharmatay howe bola,

Miss G tussi naal NIKI NIKI Dholki vajao

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Amarican Or Sardar

Aik sardar or amarican siri oaaye kha rahe thy

Amarican ke hath me bakery ki zubban aa gai

Amarican wats this

Sardar

Lo dasso oo chawla

This is language:-

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Sardar Or Dolhan

Sardar ne sohagraat pe  apni BV se pocha Honeymoon lei Kathy jaaiye Preeto?

BV:jithy marzi lie chalo mein aithy v dani a tay othay v.

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wo bewafa hay to mat bura kaho usy

kisi or say piaar ker lo dafa kro usy

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Wapda is genius

Ay emaan walo allah say dro aur qabar k andheray ko yad karo,phir tum dunya k andheray ko bhool jaogy

Thanks, (Chairman WAPDA Pak)